Bet to Maa (Aj main ne )

Beti to Maa : Aj main ne aik larky ko Bewaqoof banaya...!!

Maa: Wo Kaisy ???

Beti: Main ne oska 500 ka note sandal k nechy chupa lia....

or wo 2 ghnty meri Braa main dhondta raha :-p :-D

Husband to Wife (Aao Sex Karein)

Husband to Wife : Aao Sex Karein..

Wife : Munna so jaye fir karty hain...
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Husband : Munna abhi tak soya nahi...???
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Wife : Jiski maa chudny wali ho osko jaldi neend ati ha Bhala :-p :-D

Larkiyon k Liye Shair

Larkiyon k Liye Shair Arz ha...


Roz Coolege ati ho Dupaty se kia chupati ho...??

Hum kia mar gye hain.....jo kitabon se dubati ho :-p :-D

Veena Malik ka GEO Ko Mashwara

Jaisy bacha maa k mamaon se khel sakta ha lekin baap k tatton se nahi...
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isi tarha tum Gov se khel sakty ho lekin army se nahi  :-p 

Veena Malik ka GEO ko Mashwara :-p :-D

Bacha to Papa

Bacha : Kia maam rat ko kabotron ko dana dalti hain....???
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Papa : Nahi beta....Q???

Bacha : Fir mama ah ah ah ah q kar rahi hoti hain :-p :-D

Larka to Molvi Sahab

Larka to Molvi Sahab:GF K Sath sona haram ha kia...??
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Molvi Sahab : Beta masla haram halal ka nahi ha...masla ye ha k..
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Ap log soty nahi ho na phir :-p  :-D

Pathan aik Nurse ko Chodty Howy

Pathan aik Nurse ko chodty howy....

Nurse: Plz slow karo bht dard ho raha ha...

Pathan: Khud os jagha injection laga deti ha jidr surakh ni..

or BC tjy surakh main b Dard hota ha :-p :-D

Pakistani Women to American Women

Pakistani Women to American : Apka sara din kaisy guzrta ha ...???


American women :Driving,eating,swimming etc

American women : or Apka kaisa guzrta ha ???

Pakistani women : Din nu " Chully" ty raat nu "Lully" ty...ahahahah :-D

Chemistry ki Class main

Chemistry ki Class main....!!!

Sir to Girl: What is Nitrate...???
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Girl : (sharmaty howy) sir kia ap b na...Night-Rate just 2000 for you :-p -_-

Girl to Boyfriend

After sex Girl to Boyfriend...:

Kash mera b Lund hota..
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Boy : But why ??

Girl : (hasrat se) tjy chood k batati chodty kaisy hain....:-D -_-

Teacher to Papu

Teacher: Sabse Ziada calcium kis doodh main hota ha...???
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Papu: 18 Saal ki larki k doodh main....

Q k osko muu laga k jism k wo hisy b khary hojaty hain jin main hadii ni hoti :-p :-D

QTV Deikha kar Dost

Agar 18 saal ki larki apko jhuk kar salam kary to....

Apko oski kia 2 bari cheezein nazar aain gi...???
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Achi Tarbiat or Ikhlaq Pagal....Qtv deikha kar
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HBIO Chor de :-p :-D

Aurat to Shopkeper

Aurat to Shopkeper : Bhaiya aik condom dena...???

Shopkeper: Pehly to apka husband ata tha wo kidhr ha aaj..???
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Aurat :Pehly main ghar nahi hoti thi aaj wo ghar nahii ha...:-p

Pogo Pogo Pogo...:-D 

Veena Malik ki Kitaab

Kamar ki dard ki 2 hi wajoohat hotii hain.....!!!
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Kasrat se SEX or....
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Hasrat se sex...

Doctor veena malik ki kitaab (meri shalwar or teri talwar)

Beti Maa se

Beti Maa se: Jab main susu karti hon to seeti ki awaz ati ha lekin aap krti hain to q nahi aati..???
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Maa: Beta pehly mery b bht ati thi lekin tery papa ne abaj baja k kharab kar di ha :-p :-D

Veena Malik k Sexy Pangy

Agar ap k hont b Sardi ki waja se kharab hony lagy hain to....

Un par zaban pherny se theak ho sakty hain.....
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Lekin zarori ha k zuban kisi or ki ho :-D

Veena Malik k Sexy pangy :-p

Hot wife To Husband

Hot Wife: Aain na janu SEX karty hai,,..???

Husband: Rukain Baby main Condom Dhond Lu...

Wife:Main to apky Roz k bahano se tang agyi hu....
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Is se acha ha ye Mazloom sa Lula Lemination e krwa lo :-D :-D

Kulfi khoyee di

Kulfi khoye dii..

Bund Loye dii..

Soota charas daa..

Kusaa Nurse daa..

Mazy Sharbat De..

Mummy Sirf Nargis De..

Gal sirf pyaar di..

Bund sirf Deedar Di...

Lun Kasaii daa..

Das ustad hun tanu ki chayi da :-D

ladkiyon ki Uper ki cheezain

Ladkiyon ki uper ki cheezain...

"B" se start hoti hain...

Blauze

Bra

Bikni 

Boobs

Aur Neechy wali "P" se

Penty

Period

Pussy

Is liye admin ko BP ki bemari hoti ha BC  :-p

Girl to Mom

Girl to Mom :Mama samny wala larka mujy deikhta ha to...
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Mera Brazzer tight hojata ha...
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Mom: koi bat nahi beti is dafa brazzer thora neechy kar dena...
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Saly ka under-ware tight hojaye ga :-p