Wife Stars Ko Deikhty Howy

Wife Starts ko Deikhty Howy boli....

Woh Konsi chz ha jo tum deikh sakty ho lekin laa nahi skty...???
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Husband :Paroos walon ki BV Shumaila :-p 

Ek Admi Khade Khade Chabbi

Ek Admi Khady Khady Apny Kan main Chabbi se kharish kar raha tha...
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Santa osy dhayan se deikhty hoye Bhola bhai sahab....


 ap start nahi ho rahy to Dhaka Lgaon :-D :-D

Girl Chatting Online

Girl Chatting Online with an Unknown Person...

Man:Can You plz Give me your email adress..??

Girl: Yes its my email   "ihaveBF.ilovehim@getlost.com"

Boy Replied: Here's Mine

"iamurBrother@aajGharPyToMaregi.com"    :-D

Pathan Funny SMS

Pathan k Dost ne Dawat di....
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Jab pathan Puhancha to whan likha tha main ne tumhain pagal banaya....:-p
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Pathan ne neechy likh dia hum to odr aya e nahi :-D :-D

Girl to Another Girl

Girl to Another Girl : You are so Beautiful...!!!
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Other Girl: Thank You you are alsoo very cute....


Boy to other : You are Looking Handsome..
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Other Boy : Choti Api ka Rishta De Do :-p :-D

Girlfriend to Me

My Girlfriend to Me....

Meri engangement Hogyi ha London k aik larky k sath...

Ap plz Mujy Bhool jao...:-(

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Me: Chalo koi bat nahi jo hona tha wo hogya...

Odr ja k mery liye aik Iphone Bhej dena suna ha sasta mil jata odr se :-p

Girl & Boy in Party

Girl to Boy in party : Excuse Me..???

Boy :yes...

Girl: Mery hathon main bohat kuch ha kia ap please mery face se aik chz hata sakty hain..??

Boy : (very happy) kia hatana ha ...??

Girl: Apni kutty jasi nazrein :-p :-D

Pathan's Experiment

Aik Pathan ne aik Makhi k par kat diye...

Or usy khta ur ja ur ja...

Makhi nahi urii....

pathan:is experiment se sabit hota ha k makhi k par kat diye jain to usy sunai nahi deta :-p :-D

Husband with Secretary

Wife:Kal Apne Phir apni Secretary k sath Film Deikhi..???
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Husband: kia karein Begum...!!!
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Family k sath deikhny wali filmain aj kal aati hi kahan hain.....:-D :-D

Boy & Girl in park

Boy & Girl Sitting in a Park..

2 Doggies kissed each other..!!
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Boy :baby agar bura na mano to main b...???
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Girl :Okhy but dhayan se kahien kutta kat na le :-p :-D

Wife to husband

Wife :Main kaisi lag rahi hoon..??

Abhi Abhi beauty Parlour se aai hun...:-)
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Husband: To kia hva Beauty parlour band tha kia :-p :-D

Learning of New Generation

Todays generation is learning this way...!! :-D

A-Apple

B-Bluet00th

C-Chatting

D-D0wnl0ad

E-Email

F-Faceb00k

G-G00gle

H-Html

I-Iph0ne

J-Java

K-Kingst0n

L-Lapt0p

M-Message

N-Ner0

0-0rkut

P-Picasa

Q-Quick Time

R-Ram

S-Server

T-T0uch Screen

U-Usb

V-Vista

W-Wi-Fi

X-Xp

Y-Utube

Z-Zubaidaa Aapaa.

Lips Infection..Funny SMS

Girl to D0ct0r:

Girl: Doctor Sahab Mery Lips Par Infecti0n H0gya Hy..!!!

Doctor:Ap M0bile Pe Kitni Dair Bat Karti Hain?

Girl:  Mera M0bile Kharab Hy

Islye 1 Weak Se K0i Bat Nahi Ki ha

Doctor Phir Lips Pay Infecti0n Nahi

Balky Lips Pe Zang Lag Gaya Hy.

Santa Towards Train

2 Santa Train K Piche piche Bhaag Rahe Thy

Ek Charg Gayaa oper

TohTrain Main Logon Ne Kaha”kamal ha”

Santa-Khak kamal ha yaar,Jana To dosre ne Tha

Mai To chorney Ayaa Thaa.

Agar Aap Ko Esa Lgta hai

agar apko ese lgta hai k ap ki zindgi me koi ap ka intezar nh kar skta 
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tou ap aik kaam karen :-P
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20 minute k liye washroom me bethe rahen 
koi na koi to bahar zarur intezar kre ga :-D
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o bhai please nikl nh tou meri nikal janii :-P :-D

Ayy December

Ayy december 
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chakkar hi laa ja yaar qasmey mat waji payi ay yaar :-P :-O :-D

Meri Ankhon Me Dekho Kia

larka : zra please look into my eyes kya hai bhla in mein ??

girl: its just love in your eyes
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larka : ooO anni diye meri akh saaf kar pta nh ki chla gya ee :-P :-D
aayi waddi laila :-P:-P

Glass Tootay to Kya hota Hai

Glass tootay to bhla kya awaz aati hai ??
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crusshhh
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nahin "ammi" ki awaz aati hai
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panno panno bagherto kanjro aik v na chadna 
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twaade soray aggay te coke lotay wich paa k devan gay :-P :-D

Larke Ki Insult

larka bike par se larki k theek saamne zor se  gira

sharmindgi se foran khara ho gya :-P
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lrki :ap ko lagi to nh??
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larka: sharmindgi se kapre jhaarte hue bola
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nahin jee ! mein to bike se ese hi utrta hun :-P :-D:-D

Shiddat e Garmi

shiddat e garmi se zra se kaale kya huwe 
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logon ne to msg krna hi chor dia :-P:-D

o chad yaar dost ko bhool gya :-p