Chalaak Bacha To Abbu

bacha : abu aunti ka pait kion phoola hua hai??

baap: tujhe sab pta hai kameenay!

bacha : nahin to papa,,

baap: beta in k pait me paani bharbgya hai ..
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bacha : ooh no , bacha to doob gyaa ho ga :-P :-D