Son to Father

Son:Papa jani hamary ghar man jin rehty hain ??

Father:Ye jin wagera kuch nahi hoty...!!!

Son:Papa mujy nokrani ne bataya ha k yahan jin hain...

Father:Apna Apna saman pack karo...

Son: Q???

Father: Q k yahan koi nokrani hi nahi ha...:-D :-D

Smart Answer By Girl

Smart answer by a Girl..!!

On Hotel,a Boy Asked..
a beautiful lady sitting next to him..

Nice Perfume which one it is ?
I want's to give it to my girlfriend..

Girl:Don't Give Her
Some idiots will find and excuse to talk to her :-p :-p

Hosly Sary Azma Bethy

Hoslay saray aazma baithay...

Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithey...

Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay.....

Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay  :-p :-D

Teacher in Class

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun....!!!

Anyone must have to attend it....

Raju: No mam! I will not have the capacity to attend it...

Teacher: What's the reason???

Raju: My mother will not permit me to go so far...!!!

Do You Want to Hear Dirty Joke

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A beautiful white horse fell in the mud

Importance of thumbs

Importance of thumbs...

Youngsters work with it several chewing

Illiterate folks work with it several sign

Those who win several victory
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Oh.... u toooo?

Girl to Boy..If you try to kiss me

Girl: if u will try to kiss me, main shore matcha dungi har taraf....!!!

Boy:Lekin yahan to door taak koi nahi hai yahan...!!!

Girl: i know lekin formality to puri karni hi paregi...!!!

2 Friends Sea & Saw

2 friends...!!!

"see" & "saw":

1 day "see" saw sea & "saw" didn't see saw..

"See" saw sea and jumped in the sea...

"Saw" didnt see sea but jumped in the sea.....

"See" saw "saw" in sea & "saw" saw "see" in the sea....

"See" "saw" both saw sea & both "saw" & "see" were happy to see the saw...

That is how to exercise your brain speed :-p :-p

Fact about women

Reality in relation to women:

They will view a hairs of the young lady

on the husband's coat through 20 feets,

although are unable to view a pillar through two feets

while auto parking a vehicle...: -D.

Husband Planned to call the Hospital

Husband planned to call the hospital
to ask around his pregnant wife,
but accidently named the cricket stadium.

He requests, "How's the situation? "

This individual was shocked & nearly past away on hearing the reply.

Many people said, "It's fine. 3 are generally out,
hope to get a different 7 out by lunch,
past one was a duck! inch..: -P.

Girl to Boy

GirL: My heart is as being a mobile
and you would be the sim card

BOY: I m very happy...
Gal: don't be far too happy...
If I get a new offer
I can change the sim card..!

World's Smallest Resign Letter

WORLD'S smallest resignation letter?

Respected mister......,,,,

I love Ur wife.....

Thanks...!!!

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